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Joke of the Day

"DATE: *sighs* You said you were a professional body builder. ME: I am! I make prosthetics. Ha ha! And funny jokes! Wait where are you going?"

"When life gives you melons... You're probably dyslexic."

"How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg!"

"That awkward moment when people text you first and then don't keep the conversation going."

"Why did the fence get busted for having stolen goods? Because it got grassed up by the lawn."

"What trees do skeletons like? S*pine* trees!"

"I was addicted to hokey pokey But then I turned myself around"

"I'd like to apologize... To anyone I have not offended. I'll be with you momentarily."

"I was makin out with a cute girl but it got ruined when she ran her hand up my leg and squeezed all the spaghetti out of my pocket"

"I was working on a new rape joke, but i couldn't get the punchline to flow right. It just came off sounding too forced."