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Joke of the Day
"Why did the fence get busted for having stolen goods? Because it got grassed up by the lawn."
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"Me: You ask so many questions that I want to stab a fork in my eye. Her: Why? Me: *stabs fork into eye*"
"Whats the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You dont have to beg your wife to blow one of them."
"Life is like a shit sandwich... The more bread you have the less shit you have to eat."
"What did the Soviet man have to say about the Nazis? U SS R the worst"
"What's the best thing about murder? Nobody remembers the rape."
"Me: I'm so tired. Phone: Put me down and go to sleep. Me and Phone: HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland? All the horses drowned"
"Broccoli is like sex If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult"
"Hunters should always know what's behind their target Behind mine is a Sam's Club and a Starbucks"