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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to apologize... To anyone I have not offended. I'll be with you momentarily."

"In 2058 the selfies became self aware and choose their own filters."

"I'm not saying I don't like you, but if you had an open wound I'd hand you a salt shaker."

"I'm saving myself for marriage. Sorry, FROM. Saving myself FROM marriage."

"Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation? [removed]"

"Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce self.Jokes"

"""What did you like best about your last job?"" ""Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."""

"TIL, over 23% of jokes on /r/jokes are just ripoffs of previous ones Whooooops... Wrong sub( )"

"What math class should feminists take? Triggernomics"

"My girlfriend treats me like a God. She only calls on me when she needs help with something."