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Joke of the Day

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? OMG!!!!!!! BREATHE!! BREEEEEATHE!!!!!"

"What's the difference between cancer and black men Cancer got Jobs."

"Why was the 1 year old Ethiopian boy crying? He was having a midlife crisis."

"What did the wife cupcake say when her husband asked what's wrong? *Shrugs shoulders whilst turning head up and to the right* ""muffin'"""

"I got kicked out of my Community Theatre group when the female director asked to see me limp. How was I to know she was talking about walking?"

"I didn't go through four years of grad school for this! (I didn't go to grad school.)"

"My wife walked in on me having sex with our daughter I don't know what shocked her the most; the fact I was having sex with our daughter or the abortion clinic gave me the fetus."

"I tell this joke all the time on Reddit... ...it never gets gold."

"If my cat smoked weed it would be Meowi Wowee"

"Bill Cosby has finally agreed to an interview to discuss the accusations of rape. He invited Katie Couric up to his hotel room for a quick drink and a chat."