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Joke of the Day
"There's a lot I don't get about women The main thing being their phone number."
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"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I actually give a shit if my computer crashes. ^RIP Paul Walker 2013. This is only a joke."
"He doesn't know the meaning of fear... but then again, he doesn't know the meaning of MOST words."
"What did the slice of pork say to the attractive woman.... ....you may be hot, but I'm bacon!!!"
"Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation was a partial success."
"I decided to sell my vacuum... It was just collecting dust."
"I win all of my breakups by not getting fat."
"Here's a joke about North Korea [This post has been removed by the North Korean Government]"
"I accidentally jerked off to a picture of my mom this morning... I mean its really not my fault though, most babies look alike."
"How did Obama celebrate his reelection? He hosted a Democratic Party."