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Joke of the Day
"Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!"
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"What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine? ""Are we there soon?"" ""Not jet."""
"What do bats eat that makes their shit our standard for crazy?"
"Establish dominance. Never let a dog lick you first"
"In America she's called ""Miley"" Cyrus, but in other countries she's called ""What America would be like if it were a person""."
"What's the definition of black foreplay? Don't scream or I'll kill you."
"Gay dudes need to clarify when saying they went through a box of tissues watching a movie."
"I've finally understood the meaning of ""politics"" It's derived from ""poly"", the Greek word for ""many"", and ""tics"", a blood sucking parasite."
"""No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."""
"ER: Ma'am, are you allergic to any medications? Me: I'm not answering your silly questions until you give me the wifi password."