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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the slimy stuff between dinosaurs' toes? Slow cavemen."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? Pilot, you fucking racist!"

"They say you will eat around 23 spiders in your life, but really you can eat as many as you want. Treat yourself, you deserve it."

"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME-TRAVEL JOKES! when do we want them? RIGH"

"What do you give a sick microbe? Primordial soup"

"I feel bad for people without arms... ... They can't rapidly take off their bottoms when they need to take a massive dump."

"I went to the doctor with a hearing problem He said ""Can you describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"""

"Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics? Not being retarded."

"Did you hear they discovered a carnivorous tree in the Amazon? Don't worry its bark is worse than its bite."

"I'm tired of the bad jokes, dad. Doubt you can hear me anyway. I'm pullin' the plug. ""...hi pullin' the plug, I'm da-"" *pulls the plug*"