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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the slimy stuff between dinosaurs' toes? Slow cavemen."
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"I haven't been sexually active because I'm saving myself... Some money."
"How do you call a whores pubic hair? Public hair Ill show myself out.."
"What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!"
"The philosopher says the glass is half empty, the optimist says the glass is half full.... The sjw says the glass is half-fluid."
"But I meant it as a compliment when I said your baby looks like a pug."
"The engineer goes to the bathroom and takes a dump. Because everything these assholes do is shit"
"What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other? Lets get Jobs!"
"A Truck full of terrapins going north and a truck full of tortoises going south... They collide. It was a turtle disaster."
"I'm not really that surprised that there was a controversy over that Tracer pose in Overwatch. After all, she *is* an offensive hero."