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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? Pilot, you fucking racist!"

"If your girlfriend says she's going out to run some errands and comes back with 6 bags from the mall... You might be dating my wife."

"Did you see the preview for the movie about premature ejaculation? It's coming soon."

"A wind turbine's friend asks him what music he likes Wind turbine: ""I'm a big metal fan."""

"Did you know that building hospitals next to railroad tracks leads to an increase in the total number of trained doctors?"

"Make any conversation awkward by pulling out and starting a stopwatch without saying why you're doing it."

"Hi! Welcome to my makeup tutorial SO, the first step is to be a beautiful 20 year old with lots of money"

"That awkward moment when u lock binoculars with your neighbor."

"What do you call a cow that's scared of everything? Coward!"

"Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!"