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Joke of the Day

"Why are jews always washing their hands? They're Germaphobes."

"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian."

"I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine... But I need a line to finish it."

"What do you call a muslim who graduated? Allah-mni!"

"What was Abraham Lincoln's seating preference? Not John Wilkes Booth!"

"Get out of any speeding ticket by assuring the officer that you're already miserable and adequately beaten down by life."

"So the Disney alligator killed the 2 year old recently. I hope the alligator has a good time with the gorilla."

"That one onion ring didn't end up in your french fries by accident. That's Burger King's way of flirting with you."

"if God exists it's probably a woman no man holds a grudge for this long"

"Which African Dictator extorts flying insects Robert Mug-a-bee"