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Joke of the Day

"Why are jews always washing their hands? They're Germaphobes."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie me home I'm tired !"

"Do you have to be from Vietnam to open up a restaurant called ""Viet Noms?"" I'm asking for a friend"

"I love money. I set it free and it didn't come back. Relationships are hard."

"[Staring deep into David Schwimmer's eyes] ""I'm afraid I only like you as a Friend"""

"How did the girl end up with ninja jizz on her face? she didn't see him coming"

"Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers? You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live."

"Mind: Be careful to protect yourself and don't jump right in. Heart: CANNONBALL!!!"

"Some people say I dream too much, I say it's just because my life is better than their dreams are."

"Dubai knows how to end the year with a BANG! I'm talking about the fireworks display guys."