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Joke of the Day

"My TV makes me wonder what song Samsung."

"I think I have a premature ejaculation problem it seems to come out of nowhere."

"There are two types of people in the world: 1) Those that can be arsed to finish their jokes."

"Laughter is the best medicine........unless you have Morphine. Then Morphine is the best medicine."

"Why do shower heads have 11 holes? Because -(insert group of people associated with the holocaust)- only have 10 fingers."

"Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes? Atomic bombs are realllllly bright."

"What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air? A dead centipede."

"What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple."

"Why are Asian students so smart? Because they keep trying to take Engrish classes but end up in Engineering."

"Be specific when saying ""BYOB"": [bursts into house] Hey, I brought beers! *7 pastors wives shut their Bibles disapprovingly*"