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Joke of the Day
"My TV makes me wonder what song Samsung."
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"What is the difference between pick and choose? To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet."
"Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft."
"[NSFW] Offensive as Fuck What's big and blue and has 300 nipples? The dumpster outside the breast cancer clinic."
"I was going to tell a gay joke. Butt fuck it!"
"Bernie Sanders Draws 28,000 in Portland Rally I never would have guessed he was such a talented and quick artist."
"I THINK [boyfriend goes by] YOU'RE TOO [boyfriend goes by] YOUNG FOR ME [boyfriend goes by] -me breaking up w/ my boyfriend at the carousel"
"Confucious say... Confucious say a boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand."
"Shazam but for telling you the name of someone who's only just been introduced to you 5 minutes ago but you weren't listening."
"what do you call a fake spaghetti? an impasta"