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Joke of the Day

"My doctor gave me six months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill. He gave me another six months."

"What do you call a twelve faced shape made out of genitals? A dodickahedron."

"Did you hear about Joan Rivers? When they died, they realized she was an organ donor. They used the plastic to make toys for the orphan children."

"Why did John F. Kennedy die? He was too open-minded."

"A three-legged dog walks into a bar. ""I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw"""

"Kobe Bryant converted to Islam today As-salamu a-laker"

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"A murder A man walks into a crowded bar, pulls out a knife, and murders another man. Then he walked out. * I bet you laughed, this joke is a *killer*"

"A boy and his pal A pedophile and a little boy are walking through the woods at night. The boy says, ""Mister, I'm scared."" The pedophile says, ""You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk home alone."""

"What did Hitler invest his money in hand sanitizer? It kills 99.9% of Germs."