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Joke of the Day
"Atoms make up everything... so naturally you shouldn't trust them."
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"Why did the cowboy adopt the weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy!"
"Has this one ever been used? Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was chicken. Alright."
"Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence"
"The USA condemns unprovoked invasion of a sovereign nation."
"""How much for this remote controlled alien?"" ""Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."""
"Why don't anarchists accept the metric system? They refuse to have liters."
"I saw this advert in a window that said: ""Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."" I thought, ""I can't turn that down."""
"I fell off a 50 foot ladder yesterday. Luckily I was on the bottom step."
"If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?"