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Joke of the Day

"I asked a friend of mine who cheats on his spouse how he sleeps at night. He responded ""With your wife, John"""

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"What did the drifter say to the person he hit ? RIP my E-brake"
"What's the hardest part about eating your vegetables? Digesting the wheelchair."
"Pavlov walks into a bar. Ivan Pavlov walks into a bar. The bartender rings the bell for last drinks, and he thinks ""shit - I forgot to feed the dog"""
"If you ever meet me please remember that I literally have a headache all the time"
"What does Batman have in his lemonade? Just ice."
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