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Joke of the Day

"My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished your face is full of short cuts."

"Susie has no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Susie"

"Apparently Trump is a neo-Marxist He wants to seize the means of reproduction."

"What kind of sex toys do terrorists prefer? Blow up dolls."

"How many men does it take to close the toilet seat? No one knows yet!"

"What's Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran"

"I have that eating disorder where I threw up once cause I ate too much candy and now I nod knowingly when someone says they're bulimic."

"What do you call a female physicist? A physicist you sexist."

"My VW Beetle can't deliver when I want a ""GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY"" honk. It's all, ""Hi! Let's get a latte after you move just a smidge!"""

"How do you fix a monkey? With a Monkey Wrench!"