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Joke of the Day
"How many men does it take to close the toilet seat? No one knows yet!"
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"Dude yelled ""Fight me like a man"" at me, so I held him down and marginalized him for a thousand years."
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"4th law of thermodynamics: If you accidentally make a fart sound w/ your chair in a crowded room it's impossible to recreate that sound."
"I saw Casper the ghost. I said, You look pale and drawn."
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"[1st date] HER: I love the idea of marriage. What are your thoughts on it? ME: [trying to impress her] I have 6 wives"
"I have a few jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work."