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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a female physicist? A physicist you sexist."
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"I got an email telling me that it was vegan month... I felt bad putting the message in spam."
"What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated? A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless"
"Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness."
"What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed? WasWas"
"I gave my baby a teething toy so she would stop chewing on my fingers. She wasn't interested because it didn't scream out in pain."
"Two quantum mechanics professors had sex They must have had physical chemistry."
"Ladies, if you don't want men looking at your cleavage then you shouldn't wear low cut shirts in an area I can see you with my binoculars."
"Hey, have you heard of that new movie, ""Constipation""? Yeah...it hasn't come out yet."
"Researchers at Duke University say they have discovered the reason for the existence of the human appendix. Still working on the reason for the existence of the Kardashians."