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Joke of the Day
"How do you fix a monkey? With a Monkey Wrench!"
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"I saw a man yesterday who was so bald I could see what he was thinking."
"""Creepy DM: I want to shave your legs. Me: Ew"" On reflection this would have been a real time saver. If you're reading this, call me?"
"*bursts into church* DONT MARRY THAT WOMAN ... Undertaker: ""This is a funeral"" ... OKAY WELL IT STILL HOLDS TRUE, DONT MARRY HER"
"Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to drop off!"
"Mother: ""Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."" Girl: ""I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."""
"MERS is infecting people in Saudi Arabia... And Haj is just around the corner!"
"What did one Casket say to the other Casket? ""Is that you Coffin?"""
"What did the left butt cheek tell the right one..? If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t."
"Why is it... old people say ""there's no place like home"", yet when you put them in one..."