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Joke of the Day
"I got peanut butter on my camera Now every picture is a jif"
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"I bought a vacant piece of land recently, and every night someone keeps depositing soil on the land. I still can't figure out who it is. The plot thickens."
"Never try to annoy someone with bird puns Because toucan play at that game."
"I needed the loo, and only a wishing well was in sight. Well. Shit."
"What's the difference between driving a Volvo and putting your hand down the front of Donald Trumps trousers? You feel a bigger dick driving a Volvo"
"I once dated a girl with a lazy eye, It was going well for a few months until I realized she was seeing someone else."
"did you hear about the gipsy that had a glass baby married a fortune teller with a crystal ball."
"A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night... ... and he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, ""Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"""
"It's ironic how the Segway-driving chinese cameraman plowed into the fastest man alive... ...because he ran into a bolt."
"I'm 0 for 3 in getting people to try a spoonful of my homemade peach jam on the subway platform this morning. Some days are challenging!"