196233
Joke of the Day
"I got peanut butter on my camera Now every picture is a jif"
Next Joke
"My wife said that I'm a lousy lover... How can she know that after only two minutes?"
"I know the rule: if you're dreaming and you're about to pee, wake up! But last night I found myself about to pee on Emma Watson, and man, I just had to see where that one was going."
"Married with Children was much funnier on TV."
"There are two types of people I hate in this world... People intolerant of other people's culture.... and the Dutch. Credit to Nigel Powers"
"What did the stop light say to the car? Don't look I am changing"
"Can't believe no one told me that cows can't walk down stairs. Now I'm stuck with all these attic cows."
"When dancing and multiple girls yell ""this is my song!"" they should have to fight to the death to see whose it really is."
"What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common? Either way you lose a motorhome."
"THIS is best joke ever :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVYS0bbB70s&feature=youtu.be"