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Joke of the Day

"It's ironic how the Segway-driving chinese cameraman plowed into the fastest man alive... ...because he ran into a bolt."

"Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel."

"Why was Kylo Ren embarrassed at McDonald's? It was his First Order!"

"I'm trying to ignore the subway mariachi band that's ruining my commute, but I should have refused to carpool with them in the first place."

"Scooters are like ... fat girls. They're fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one."

"If you get nervous during sex, just pretend like everyone watching you is naked."

"Let's play a game called Fuck Off You go first"

"I'm going to stand outside... So if anyone asks, I am outstanding."

"What a gay spermatozoide says to an other gay sermatozoide ? Damn dude i can't See anything through all That Shit."

"Why do breasts have nipples? Because without them they would be pointless."