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Joke of the Day
"I needed the loo, and only a wishing well was in sight. Well. Shit."
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"What do you call a blind German? A nazi."
"Sometimes my sense of humour is so dark... ... It picks cotton"
"How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair"
"Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."
"What do you call an excited rectangle? An erectangle."
"What is a monster's favourite society? The Consumers' Association."
"I became a proud dad today. He's four but he was a boring little shit for the first three years."
"Nurse: You need to eat or you can't have your pain meds. Me: Do the thing. Nurse: Me: Nurse: *holding fork* [sigh]*makes airplane noise*"
"Spielberg missed a great opportunity when he didn't put FIN at the end of Jaws."