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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't Helium, Barium."
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"Two blondes were walking on either side of the railway track Jokes apart"
"Teacher and John Teacher: John. Give me a sentence beginning with ""I"". Paul: I is the... Teacher: No, John . You must say ""I am"" not ""I is."" John: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
"I'm at my most NASCAR driver when I really have to pee."
"Email subject line: ""Your invited."" Thanks, I'll bring an apostrophe and an e."
"A Russian boy asks his father... A Russian boy asks his father ""Daddy, can I have 5 ruble to buy milk, bread, and vodka?"" to which his father replies ""20 ruble?! What do you need 50 ruble for?!"""
"We all know the old saying ""I named my dick 'The Truth' cause bitches can't handle it..."" I call mine ""The Plea Bargain"" cause ladies only take it as a last resort."
"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? A circus is full of cunning stunts"
"A car says a lot about the owner. I have a KIA which tells people I have bad credit."
"How did the man get the woman into the pool club? He snooker in!"