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Joke of the Day
"What's six inches long that women love? Folding money."
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"A man walks into a mental hospital wearing nothing but plastic wrap. The clerk says to him, ""You definitely belong here, I can clearly see your nuts!"""
"So I just got kicked out of the house... All I did was sleep with my stepdad's wife."
"Two television sets got married. The wedding was boring, but the reception wasbeautiful."
"I'm really sick of my job. It's always ""copy this"", ""print that"", ""you left your bra in the break room again."""
"Q: What do you call four matadors in quicksand? A: Quatro sinko."
"Hair on the muff They are old enough"
"What does the sign of an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."
"If you asked Jesus on the cross what he wanted the holiday marking his death to be called, ""Good Friday"" would not have leaped to his mind."
"What comes out at night and goes Munch munch ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth."