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Joke of the Day
"So I just got kicked out of the house... All I did was sleep with my stepdad's wife."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the guy who won the Nobel for inventing time travel to the future? He was ahead of his time."
"What was wrong with the wooden car? It wooden go."
"Did you know you can't watch porn on the IPhone 7? Yea they took the jack off"
"Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car? To cut the corners!"
"Is there as much intelligence disparity in other animals as humans? Does any cow make other cows go, ""That's the dumbest cow I've ever met""?"
"What does a bee from Asia do? Nepallinates flowers."
"How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !"
"Yo momma is so fat......... Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."""
"If at first you don't succeed Skydiving may not be for you"