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"Hair on the muff They are old enough"
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"[NSFW] Yesterday I gave a surprise bukkake party to my roommate... ...everyone came. You should have seen her face."
"""Tell me about yourself"" Well, I'm a Canadian- ""Oh yeah? Tell me a joke funnyman"""
"What do old people smell like? Depends..."
"Why don't chicken coops have Four doors? because then they would be Chicken sedans"
"What do you get when combine a penis and a potato??? A dictator!"
"My dog smells... ...Like Philippino food."
"Do I just call you or should we resolve this quickly with 200 text messages?"
"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer... I give a shit when my computer crashes."
"Kim Jong Un walks into a bar... [removed]"