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Joke of the Day
"What does the sign of an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."
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"What do you call a drawing of Ketchup? Sketchup"
"How do you get three old ladies to say the ""F"" word? Yell ""BINGO!"""
"My brother won a prize for staying in a hospital bed for a really long time. He got a trophy."
"Dogs are probably really excited about dog sledding before they find out what it actually is."
"How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail."
"I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the worst time to have a heart attack would be during a game of charades."
" Dad, what does indifference and incompetence mean? Actually, I don't know, son. And I don't give a shit."
"Did you know Trump nominated a deaf guy to the Presidential cabinet? Congress confirmed him without a hearing."
"[movie theater] TRAILER ANNOUNCER: how far will one man go.....to protect what he loves ME: [turning to person behind me] pretty far i bet"