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Joke of the Day
"What do homeless people eat for breakfast? Cardboard-hydrates"
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"What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill? Tutsi Roll."
"in the darkest corner of my room, dick cheney sits brooding, waiting til i fall asleep. or it's a lampshade. kinda dark and i'm nearsighted."
"Why are black man's palms white? Because they are always leaning against cop cars."
"Emperor Augustus throws down his pen in disgust... Emperor Augustus throws down his pen in disgust, exclaiming: ""I can't believe it's February and I'm still writing B.C. on all of my checks!"""
"I used to think I was homophobic. It turns out that I was just afraid of monsters in the closet."
"Q: Why must judges learn to spell well? A: They must follow the letter of the law."
"All we want is to get laid and for no one to touch our cell phones."
"What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception? Parents."
"Are candles happy or sad when they are put out? They are delighted."