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Joke of the Day
"All we want is to get laid and for no one to touch our cell phones."
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"Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them."
"Where do psychics go to dance? The crystal ball"
"Funniest joke you will ever hear. You."
"Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused."
"Me to 4 yr old niece: your shoes are on the wrong feet Niece looks down and says: I don't have any other feet Outsmarted again."
"A photon checks into a hotel... And the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies, ""No, I'm traveling light."""
"Talking about planets with my nephew. He asked if you could Plow thru Uranus because it's all gas"
"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno buisness. ... I'll let my self out."
"Did you ever try to shave your own butthole? It's a real pain in the ass."