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Joke of the Day
"Why are black man's palms white? Because they are always leaning against cop cars."
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"I took a bus in Thailand And I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl. All I could think to myself was, ""Don't get an erection, don't get an erection""... but she did."
"Why is Latvian cross road? Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police."
"Ninety percent of being a dog is not realizing your own tail is your own tail."
"How did one Brain apologise to the other? I'm cerebro"
"How much is Donald Trump's life insurance? Just one pence."
"What do you call a melon with overbearing parents? cantaloupe ;)"
"So quick to claim someone on your taxes yet so slow to make them a snack."
"The proper way to make a Caesar salad is to repeatedly stab it with dozens of other people in a Senate building."
"My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said ""If you want people to see you they can come here and do it!"""