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Joke of the Day

"Nice try little pine tree air freshener, but this gas station restroom needs the efforts of an entire forest."

"I run an amateur dramatic society. Someone approached me recently wanting to do an all dwarf version of the pantomime ""Aladdin"". The concept is a little wishy-washy."

"What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub? [removed]"

"I went to the races yesterday. The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip."

"Which country has many spaces to put your car in? Park-istan!"

"How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him."

"Did you hear about the guy who needed to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted."

"Damn girl, are you the brownie I just dropped on the floor? because you're hairy but I still wanna eat you"

"How to lose weight: 1. Name your kid Weight 2. Take it to the mall"

"What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor."