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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub? [removed]"
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"My psychiatrist said I'm crazy. I told him, ""I demand a second opinion!"" He said, ""Ok, you're ugly, too."""
"Apparently, 4 people die every year trying to put their pants on... - me, explaining to my (ex)boss why I went in with no pants"
"My ""go to"" zoo joke I tell this to my wife and kids every time we go to a zoo... Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A. Elephino"
"I think my friend might be gay... His dick tastes like shit."
"Come here you little vixen and let me take off your top. -me to my beer."
"{Commercial for Floors} Is this you? {footage of man falling endlessly to oblivion}"
"How do you know if you have skin cancer? You die from skin cancer and come back as a ghost to study the autopsy report."
"Why did the bear dissolve in water? It was a polar bear"
"The fact that Mitt Romney opted to see Twilight instead of Lincoln this weekend probably sums up what his presidency would've been like."