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Joke of the Day

"I hate when people say ""Look at me when I'm talking to you."" I mean, c'mon, one inconvenience at a time."

"Did you hear about the guy who robbed blind people? Nobody saw it coming."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"

"Be like Bro This is Bro. Bro gets F'e in all Subject, Bro Knows F means Fantastic or Fabulous. Bro think he's the best student in the world, Bro is happy with his gread, Be like Bro"

"All panties aside, it's Friday."

"TIL there is a meteorologist known as Richard Assmann Punchline: Dickbutt"

"What does a miserable vegan eat? This pear. Thought of this horrible joke while eating a juicy ass pear!"

"My girlfriend wanted me to go to yoga with her the other day. I waved her off and said ""Nah 'ma stay."""

"What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common? neither of us can last more than a minute :("

"*guy struggling to pick his teeth with a toothpick* Narrator: Don't you wish there were a better way? -commercial for business cards"