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Joke of the Day

"Be like Bro This is Bro. Bro gets F'e in all Subject, Bro Knows F means Fantastic or Fabulous. Bro think he's the best student in the world, Bro is happy with his gread, Be like Bro"

"Fetish... I have a fetish for switching on air conditioning units. It gives me vent elation."

"A man enters a pun contest... He writes down 10 puns and puts them into a hat thinking at least one of them would win. Sadly, no pun in 10 did."

"Want to take the wind out of my sails? Walk past my table at the restaurant with what I thought was my meal."

"If you still wear a Calculator watch, my guess is you don't need it to add up all the ladies you get...."

"I met my current girlfriend at a midnight game release It was destiny"

"What is the difference between my grandma and a newborn baby? When I fuck my grandma up the ass she doesn't die."

"HEY WE DON'T SERVE TACHYONS HERE! A tachyon walks into a bar"

"After 10 Dos Equis beers, I think I'm the most interesting man in the world."

"Why did the stonemason break up with the female con artist? She took him for granite."