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Joke of the Day

"All panties aside, it's Friday."

"I was gonna tell a racist joke But fuck it, its too dark"

"What do you call a negative antelope? A Cantelope."

"Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake."

"What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust..."

"I became a proud dad today My son is actually four but he was a boring little cunt for the first three years."

"Tinder isn't a babysitting app. Apologies to Crystal and Janine for the misunderstanding."

"A leaf blower, but for people."

"I hate computer speak My brain just cant PROCESS it."

"Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!"