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Joke of the Day
"Those magical three words you've been waiting so long to hear. Red, or white?"
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"What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer? A co-operating system."
"What's your favorite clock time? Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down."
"Drug Problems I've definitely got a drug problem......................... Seem to have run out"
"John Cena would be a great voice actor because we can't see him"
"What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids? Naughty pine"
"Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery!"
"My doctor just told me I was suffering from paranoia. Well he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what the bastard was thinking."
"How do you call the mexican who lost it car? Carlos"
"Biology joke A brother and sister are in the womb together, the sister kicks his foot and he says ""hey that's mitosis"". That is my original joke I made A few years ago."