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Joke of the Day
"Those magical three words you've been waiting so long to hear. Red, or white?"
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"What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth."
"According to math, I'm broke"
"UPDATE: This year's least popular Halloween candy was, as always, Reese's Feces."
"I need a less intrusive addiction than Twitter so I started using meth this morning."
"I walked outside my house wearing my Saran Wrap suit, my neighbor said ""I always knew you were crazy, but now I can clearly see your nuts!"""
"What's the hardest part about vaping? Telling your parents you're gay"
"A prisoner got out of his cell. Warden : Close all the exits. after 10 minutes the prisoner escaped Warden : How the hell did he escaped? Guard : He went through the entrance."
"Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Cause he was told to get a long little doggy."
"What type pf culture is most peaceful and never gets angry? Nomads!"