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Joke of the Day

"According to math, I'm broke"

"What do you call a neolithic taking a walk? A meanderthal"

"I asked my girlfriend if she could get me a newspaper ""Don`t be silly"", she replied, ""you can borrow my ipad"". That fly never knew what hit it."

"Did you hear about the guy who used 20% of his right not to incriminate himself? He plead the Fifth!"

"This guy. This guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes outta no where."

"Music is best when it's louder than I can think."

"What do you call five African-Americans born together? Triplets."

"A cheese factory in France exploded. All that was left was debris."

"I want to donate a large amount of money to a rape clinic I wont take no for an answer."

"I just started watching a documentary about Abu Hamza... I'm hooked!"