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Joke of the Day

"A prisoner got out of his cell. Warden : Close all the exits. after 10 minutes the prisoner escaped Warden : How the hell did he escaped? Guard : He went through the entrance."

"What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom? Linoleum Blown-apart"

"Why doesn't anyone die a virgin? Life fucks us all."

"Two mexicans are in a car. Who drives? The police officer"

"I'll admit it... I'm a horny TV And i'm turned on by remotes..."

"What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress? By opening the door."

"What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs laying in a pile of leaves? Russel"

"Why don't Episcopalians play chess? They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen"

"What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup? I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup"

"""The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on.... Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow."""