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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about vaping? Telling your parents you're gay"
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"Science fact: a dog extracts more information from smelling a pile of excrement than a human does from reading the Daily Mail."
"Why does the pedophile like minecraft? Because he liked playin around all those miners."
"I'm not racist, racism is a crime. And only black people commit crimes."
"Sam sung a song, and PUFF! An apple materialized!"
"I just fucked up instant oatmeal like some kind of husband in a commercial."
"All my CDs are in my ex's car. I'd get them, but I don't want to face her. Plus I don't have the equipment for diving to the bottom of the river."
"Why do bananas get all the ladies? Because they have appeal"
"First day as a drug dealer. Made a ton of sales. Boy are people forgetful, they all left their wallets at home.Gonna be rich tomorrow though"
"I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I'm certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake."