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Joke of the Day
"UPDATE: This year's least popular Halloween candy was, as always, Reese's Feces."
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"Did you hear that Willy Nelson died? He was singing on the road again."
"The only difference between Black Friday and a zombie apocalypse is that zombies don't care if you get the last iPad Mini."
"the cool part about hitting your 30s is just about anything u do for fun eventually leads to a headache, diarrhea, anxiety, or just sweating"
"Kinda cool how Earth is the largest planet in the whole world."
"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam"
"what do they call a hot looking girl who will love you and stay devoted to you forever? let me know once you find one"
"After being shown around, the prison warden was asked for his opinion on the prisoners' new creative writing class. ...""It has its prose & cons"""
"How can you tell if a chocolate bar is kosher? It's got a Jewey caramel center."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyril ! Cyril who ? Cyril thing - no imitations here !"