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Joke of the Day
"What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth."
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"What do you call a group of Amish children? Amlets. (I'll see myself out)"
"Adding ""family"" to words sucks out all the fun: Vacation? Family vacation. Car? Family car. Movie? Family movie. Affair? Family affair."
"Selfies are just sad reminders that you have no friends willing to take pictures of your face and cleavage."
"What I hated the most in Facebook? . . . . . . . See more"
"What do you call cake that isn't yours? Stollen"
"Today I had a three way with two women It was quite the conference call."
"Yo mamma so fat... That when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up"
"What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper? You only need one nail to hang the painting."
"This really crashes my belief system. Hilary Clinton spent 40 years building up her career to lose presidency to a man who picked up politics as a hobby last year."