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Joke of the Day
"There's no such thing as an automatic door. Just gentlemen ninjas."
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"This is your captain speaking... **AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!**"
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"I don't know why everyone's complaining about chip card readers. I have bad credit."
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