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Joke of the Day
"I have a friend named Dick... He's mentally richarded."
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"Sex is like a snowstorm... Sex is like a snowstorm: It's advertised a beautiful, in reality gets messy very quickly, and if you take 10"" overnight you are *not* moving the next day."
"A girl went to Thailand... And came back a changed man."
"I don't always roll a joint But when I do, it's usually my ankle"
"If you have 100$, and your girlfriend has 100$. Your girlfriend has 200$"
"I will NEVER make the same mistake twice ... In a row. They're in rotation."
"I opened a bottle of wine to let it breathe. It didn't. So I gave it mouth to mouth."
"*Speed Dating* Him: Do you have any hobbies? Me: *tying my hair in a big knot under my chin so I look like I have a beard* ""TAAA-DAAA!"""
"What's the cheapest meat to buy? Deer balls. They're under a buck."
"TIFU by getting my girlfriend's order wrong at Subway Oops, wrong sub"