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Joke of the Day

"In the summer desert heat what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air"

"How are black people similar to tornadoes? They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood."

"What's the Russian word for Internet outage? Internjet"

"I never wanted to hug someone as badly as the little old man who just ordered a ""small coffee flavored coffee"" in Starbucks."

"Statistics say there's a gay guy in every group of friends. I think it's Tim... he's got a great ass."

"What did the clitoris say to her therapist? ""I'm a bundle of nerves right now!"""

"I tried to catch fog yesterday Mist."

"Why are vaginas called beavers? because beavers eat wood"

"What do they teach in ISIS business school? Execution is everything."

"Gf vs Wife Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes."