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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so fat She has a hard time breathing and walking because of her obesity."
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"Why are TV's attracted to people? Because we turn them on. /*Badumtss*/"
"I'd rather buy a box of cereal than an iPhone 7 Because you can have apples with your jacks"
"A vulture tries to get on an airplane with a raccoon under each wing. The pilot stops him saying, ""Sorry, you're only allowed one carry-on."""
"Why are giraffes so tall? Because cheetahs are faster."
"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Dinosnore! PS: Caillou is the BEST show ever."
"Math/music joke: What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues? Delta blues."
"""Dad I want to be a feminist when I grow up"" ""Well, pick one honey, you can't do both"""
"What do you do with a Jew with ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp."
"Donald Trump is basically the villain in every anime so I assume he'll be defeated by a 13-year-old boy in short pants"