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Joke of the Day

"I miss the days when you could talk about a brand and they didn't talk back."

"TIL That Oscar Pistorius once opened a pizza parlor only to have it fail and go bankrupt. The cause? His car was always breaking down, so OP never delivered."

"I work at my stepfather's store. You think your boss is an asshole? Mine fucks my mom. - Cole Y."

"What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster? He hibernated in the summer."

"In hell, your socks are always wet"

"[at wine tasting] Hmm yes, very good. a slight smokey undertone. ""Sir, you just put your cigarette in your wine"" Strong smokey undertone"

"Joke What did the cup say to the mop"

"Do you remember Buckwheat from the little rascals? He recently converted to Islam. And became Kareem of Wheat."

"Two aquatic mammals just broke up. They wanted to sea otter people."

"Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!"