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Joke of the Day
"My friend gave me an EpiPen as he was dying. He must have *really* wanted me to have it."
Next Joke
"A good sign that you're not ready for children is if you cut your food with a credit card."
"Why do the ladies love Jesus so much? Because he comes twice and he was hung like this: (spread your arms like you're on the cross)"
"Irritating An irritating friend took a drink from my wife's beer and said, ""Ha,Ha, this is one step from kissing your wife!"" ""Yes it is,"" I replied, ""and two steps from sucking my dick."""
"Always keep an axe by the front door so I can give the other Jehovah something awesome to witness."
"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well well well....."
"My bank called me for suspicious activity on my account & I was like ""no, I went out last night"""
"Some tattoo artists need to just say, ""no, I'm not doing this shit."""
"North Korea's ability to go through with its threats are as poor as the punchline of this joke."
"Lost my pet unicorn. If you find it, please share your drugs."