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Joke of the Day
"North Korea's ability to go through with its threats are as poor as the punchline of this joke."
Next Joke
"Hey everyone who says aliens don't exist. Explain morning people."
"Im really good at coming up with jokes about planes. They always seem to take off."
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"
"I KEPT MY CAPS LOCK ON WHEN I SEARCHED RECIPES FOR DINNER TONIGHT AND NOW GORDON RAMSEY IS IN MY KITCHEN"
"The glittery vampire from Twilight is putting out an album. In other news, real musicians continue to play for coins in the subway."
"i have a moving image of jesus on my pc monitor. i guess you could say it's my screen saviour."
"I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well... I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this."
"What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees? Kick em."
"They say if you love something you should set it free... So I left my exwife in the middle of the woods...."