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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist? A flossopher!"

"What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo? He got turd degree burns."

"Time flies when you throw your alarm clock out the window."

"I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball... Apparently he's a great switch hitter."

"What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming."

"If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders who supported Atlas ? His wife !"

"The REAL reason Bin Laden was buried at sea: Maggots have standards."

"Name a famous robber! Cops!"

"How did the inventor of the car advertise his new ""horse-less carriage""? He said it goes without a hitch!"

"So, Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have split up! It's a bit of a Nightmare before Christmas."