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Joke of the Day

"If I had a penny for every trump joke, I'd have enough money to build a wall..."

"I have a bumper sticker that says, ""honk if you think I'm sexy""... I just sit at green lights until I feel good about myself."

"What does a miserable vegan eat? This pear. Thought of this horrible joke while eating a juicy ass pear!"

".5% of life is spent with accidental throat bubble Kermit voice."

"I thought they'd named a loaf of bread after one of my exes then I realised it said Thick Cut"

"Batman's Bat Signal was really banking on the fact that crimes only happened at night."

"- Doctor, kiss me! - I can't. We, the doctors, follow a very strict work ethic that does not allow us to kiss our patients. Honestly speaking, I should have never even fucked you in the first place!"

"My dog's favorite movie is 50 Shades of Grey... because the sex is rrruff."

"So apparently Garry glitter has gone down, ON LITTLE GIRLS HAHEHHEHEE (heat plz)"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly a dick in your mouth."