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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."
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"Why do Italian men grow moustaches? They want to look like their mothers."
"Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals? Because Noel."
"Quizzes...... If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"
"Two kinds of girls There are two kinds of girls in the world: Girls with big tits...and girls that get in the way when I'm trying to look at 'em !!"
"Saturday in my 20's: ""Nice, this club is hot! gimme a Vodka tonic!"" Tonight: ""Nice, grocery store is empty, ooh I got coupon for that !!"""
"Why did Sally drop her ice-cream cone? She got hit by a bus."
"A man sitting in a publisher's office has his memoir turned down for a third time... He sighed and said ""story of my life."""
"Big deal, McDonalds. We're all here for a limited time only."
"A few dad jokes a customer told me. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meet Patty."