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Joke of the Day

"A few dad jokes a customer told me. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meet Patty."

"Why does Mario hate Punchbug? Because he bruises like-a Peach!"

"Want to hear a Star Wars joke? Hayden Christensen"

"My family treats me like a god They only talk to me when they want something."

"What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner? Carbon dating."

"Isis released a statement saying, ""Fuck Tom Brady!"" Turns out they heard that he is the G.O.A.T."

"It's not fair how many boring things my nephew gets out of going to simply by shitting his pants."

"How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb? just one, but it will take 4 episodes."

"They say shoe size correlates with penis size... ...which makes getting raped by a clown that much more terrifying."

"I flip off the rollercoaster camera, then buy a mug with the picture on it, ride it again, flip off the camera again while sipping my mug"